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I am 23. You look like Hitler. I'm telling my ma on you.

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» Too much information

Despite being dyslexic, I still managed to get into the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Now that's TMI.
(Tue 11th Sep 2007, 12:56, More)

» The Boss

Worst boss I ever had
This was a while back when I was working as a plumber for a summer job. Anyway, this boss was really old-school - bit of a dinosaur to tell the truth. Basically, to cut a long story short, it turned out the princess was in another castle.

I was livid.
(Thu 18th Jun 2009, 23:59, More)

» Lies that got out of control

Primary school, 1899
Adolf: Hans, did you steal mein lunchenbox?
Hans : Nein! Ummmm, it vas... zat boy Nathan Rubenstein over zere!
(Thu 12th Aug 2010, 13:43, More)

» Bizarre habits

So I'm a nun
and I bought my last set of clothes at a middle eastern market.
(Thu 1st Jul 2010, 14:19, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Thisch queschtion of the week isch not ready yet!
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 17:18, More)
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