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who said that teachers dont have a sense of humour?
we were told in a staff room meeting that a boy we teach had been killed in a car smash.

"one less book to mark!" my mate pipes up

an icy chill filled the room
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 17:46, More)

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whats yellow and tastes of piss?
piss
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 17:37, More)

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taxi for one. . . . . .
why does helen keller wear tight jeans?

so you can read her lips
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 17:39, More)

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boxes of clocks and socks and foxes cocks
2 prostitutes on a street corner

1st one "you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"no but ive been swung around by the tits a couple of times"

lolipop!
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 17:37, More)

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whats the definition of disgusting?
1st man "shagging your granny up the arse and licking the sweat off her back"

2nd: "that is disgusting. my granny doesnt sweat when i fuck her up the arse"

boop boop be doop!
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 17:42, More)