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» Irrational Hatred

When there's a report
on the news or some magazine show on the telly and they say "For more information just log on to our website.."

Why do I have to log on? I don't have an account! Can't I just visit your site? Oh that's what you meant all along!
(Tue 5th Apr 2011, 15:22, More)

» Attention whore

Hi, I'm Kate McCann

(Fri 15th Nov 2013, 8:09, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

Face palm on a plane
I was on a flight back from New York; the flight was nearly over and the plane was stacking over London. As we circle over the capital one of the female teenage passengers on the row behind (who had been a little loud but not too irritating for the flight) looked out of the window and declared "Hey! London Bridge!". I thought "hang on..." (looking out of the window it wasn't even Tower Bridge) but before I could think further she corrected herself "Well I don't know if it is London Bridge - but it's in London, so Hey! London Bridge!!"

I decided it wasn't worth the effort.
(Sat 20th Mar 2010, 20:16, More)

» Bizarre leaps of logic

There was this cyberman, and he said "Excellent"
(Mon 16th Dec 2013, 23:01, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

I met Peter Skellern
at the Assembly Rooms in Derby. Nice chap, he encouraged me to keep practising the piano.

True story.
(Thu 5th Dec 2013, 20:10, More)
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