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(Fri 27th Jun 2003, 12:37, More)

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» Accidental innuendo

A very camp man at my work was in a rush to get home once, and said "right, i'm going to disapear".

The guy who sat opposite him yelled "poof"...

and then spent the next half an hour appologising and trying to explain he was trying to make the noise of someone disapearing.
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 18:11, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

Like a pritt-stick, but full of margarine.

So if you're too lazy to get a knife and faff around with the tub, you can still have margarine on your sandwich.

Also, it would be ideal for packed lunches.
Maybe Flora could jump on the dairylea bandwagon, and sell "Flora Lunchables" containing bread, fillings, and a "margarine-stick"
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 9:24, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

not too long ago....
i was in a band in leicester.
we weren't great, but we were starting to get crouds at venues.. putting us in good stead with the owners and organisers of gigs.

this lead to us getting a main support slot for dogsdieinhotcars, who, by the time the gig came about, where joint-touring with the zutons. this would be THE gig that would make me beleive that i could acheive something in life though music.

however... in true rock and roll fashion!!! the bassist got a girlfriend, she was jelous of the time he spent with the band, he then missed practice, we stopped being well rehersed, and we had to pull out of the gig.

^this is the definition of rock
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 20:24, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

i once went to see andrew w. k .
at the end of the show he did an encore, during which he stage dived.
the mosh collapsed (it was only an ironic mosh pit anyway), and andrew w. k. was left lying ontop of a bunch of flattened people. good time (i thought) to try and steel his trainers!
i will defy anyone who says andrew w. k. cannot tie a knot.. his shoes were on, and were staying on.
once he realised what was going on, he kicked out, cutting my forehead (nike x-trainers are like razorblades), and leaving me with a scar to this very day.

also later (when i had gone home drunk) my freind helped him to play a fruit machine.
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 20:31, More)

» Dad Jokes

me "what's for dinner?"
dad: "pies.... P.F.I.E.S" (spelling it out)
me: "there's no f in pies!"
dad "i know, it's a flan .. chorttle"


me "this food's hot"
dad "it's the heat that does it"
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 15:45, More)
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