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I am a moose without wings, I glide silently through the streets of Manchester on a vacuum cleaner made of frosted glass, I deliver milk to house-bound spinsters, I take away the used bandages from the battlefields near the great tree planted by my fore fathers, I descend upon goats and replace their feet with pipe-cleaners. I manufacture porcelain spaniels for the domestic market, I once destroyed an entire stretch of the M3 with a single flick of my anus.

Interests & Hobbies:
scaling vertical walls with only the aid of a bottle of washing up liquid.
freestyle cardigan spinning.
allowing the excess steam from a dry cleaners to seep into my house to create an unpleasant odour, and stain the wallpaper if I'm lucky.

I like:
the b side of "making your mind up" by Bucks Fizz.
Eddie Stobart's ear ring collection.
the Southampton Municipal golf course.
certain parts of the cisteen chapel.

Recent front page messages:

behold! the power of cheese

(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 16:31, More)

captains log,

stardate 1985 -
a curiously camp englishman has assigned
me to missions involving a talking car
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 15:34, More)

it's time to get down with Jesus!

(Tue 16th Dec 2003, 22:55, More)

(Thu 18th Sep 2003, 20:43, More)

dung dung dung, dung dee dung, dung dee dung

thanks to justhere for beardy wisdom
no tie version

(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 19:55, More)

this is Shimble, he's from Patagonia

(Sun 27th Jul 2003, 18:24, More)


[ed] yay! 50th front page appearance!
/does the hustle
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 19:04, More)

(Sun 20th Jul 2003, 20:41, More)

kevin costner directs - dances with davros

(Fri 18th Jul 2003, 0:20, More)

montoogan! eechee k'narr djor kjkar

(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 21:09, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Singing the wrong words

[witty title]
[something stolen from kissthisguy.com]
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:35, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I have Christopher Reeves
puncture repair kit
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 11:27, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I met my future wife on here, and also met a whole load of lovely people.
A mate of mine introduced me, something along the lines of "check this site out, it's fucking mental", he only made the one post, which made it to the front page, the bastard
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:40, More)

» Pet Names

I had 3 mice
when I was 17 and still living at home.
I named them Lucifer, Sigmund & Dalek
after my favourite hallucinogen
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 13:57, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

hmmm, quite boring, but..
a client was complaining that their intranet apps weren't working properly.
it turned out they were double-clicking links, forcing the page to load twice and screwing up the javascript
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)
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