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Arrgh, holy crap, this is hard to explain. i am a LotR, artemis fowl, weird al, happy potter, and Spongebob feind - er, fan.Need anymore?

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» Slang Survey

The best I've heard in AGES
For someone with a reputed sexist attitude on women: Contradickhead (Because he says women are no good then gos to fuck them)
Online sexchatters: Webfuckers, screwboats, purple pranksters (Ala ZUG.com's Purple Prank)
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 22:53, More)

» Slang Survey

Not the best but it's regional...
In the not-so-very-great MN, we have the Hat People. as in those dudes who drive with a plastic asshat (A plastic-surgeryed britney wannabe) at their side and a college hat over their eyes. They are mostly drunk and make great target practice with paintballs.
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 22:46, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

My friend's mom's apartment
My mate's mom's apartment burst into flame because he left his cigarette can out and her neighbor was told to put new sand in it. He didn't have any sand and was a bit addled so he used the sandiest stuff he found- Comet toilet cleaner. He spat on it and it fizzed so he dumped diffrent liquids on it, like beer etc. which ruined it, so he dumped in more of the stuff until he tried Zippo fluid... mate's mom didn't notice it and flicked a lit cigarette on it, causing a huge monumental WHOOOOOOM like a bomb going off and set their apartment on fire. Luckily they were moving and it was all cleared out exept for the ash can and the large original painting by a local artist. That was on loan from an art museum. They sued the neighbor for a lot. a LOT. They had to live at our house for ages until it was over,
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 22:02, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

My Great Combusting Leg Hair
Once when totally bored and a bit party-mad because I went to a huge party and I decided that I'd try one of the party tricks our entertainer tryed, shaving his back with a razor covered with iron filings and gasoline with a match stuck to the candle, finally at the end igniting the thing and it nade a small tame flame. (Ooh, rhyme.) I didn't have the nessisary materials so I cut up a pop can for shavings and doused it with vadko. I also lacked the nessicary back hair, so I shaved my hairy legs. The "shavings" melted and ran down my leg for I used rather much and they burst into flames leaving me 2nd degree burns all over my shins.Whee
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 21:27, More)

» Pet Names

My best friend's dog
My best friend has a big hairy ugly dog named Fox, but his name is spelled directly from his tag which had his name scratched out in runes and instructions to translate . It's spelled phonetically "focks", so we had to run down the street yelling FOCKS! for a while till we translated better. Sometimes it slurred...
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 1:05, More)
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