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» World's Sickest Joke

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can finish cumming in it's mouth.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:18, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

Local government bafoons
I used to work for a local government agency in West Yorkshire as IT support. One day I received a support call from a woman in a branch office who was in a blind panic.

She was babbling on about viruses and urgent warnings on her screen telling her to stop working imediately and how her data was at risk blah blah blah.

Anyway, after getting little/no sense out of her I dropped what I was doing and drove the 20 or so miles over to the branch office to take a look.

One look at her screen showed the problem, it was one of those buggering internet banner adverts posing as security warnings advising you to buy some piece of crap software you dont need to protect your pc.

I pointed out that this was just an advert, oh, and that she shouldnt be surfing the web during office hours.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 1:34, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

I lost my virginity to SSG

(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 10:45, More)

» Irrational Fears

The Blankety Blank theme tune.
If I hear the theme tune to Blankety Blank (Les Dawson era) I have a deep unnatural fear that I cant place and cant shift for ages afterwards.

I have no idea why this is, I think that something bad may have happened to me as a child whilst the Blankety Blank theme tune was playing in the background and I have now blocked out the memory.

Actually, just thinking about it now is making me feel slightly unnerved.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:03, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

I was told that if you made cordial drink too strong it gave you worms.

I held this belief up until I went to university when somebody pointed out (whilst laughing at me) that my dad was just a cheapskate and didn't want me drinking all the cordial too quickly.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 14:20, More)
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