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» Embarrassing Injuries

This very weekend...
...my GF somehow managed to tear a not inconsiderable slice off my helmet while going down on me. It's started to scab over and no matter how much I wash, it looks dead manky. Surprisingly it doesn't really hurt that much. Could take a photo if you like?
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 18:35, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Upper Street, Islington, Two Years Ago...
I was striding purposefully towards the sandwich shop, head down to avoid eye-contact with the hordes of clipboard wielding charity fascists, when I accidentally barged into a small, garishly clothed lady and sent her flying. I turned to apologise, but upon noticing the lady was Sue Pollard I about faced and scuttled off in search of my dinner.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 21:33, More)