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Not too smart.
I once took my dog to the nearby dog park on a beautiful sunny day. While I was there I saw a very cute lab that was missing one of his back legs. That sure didn't stop him, he ran around happy as can be.

At one point he found a bush he liked and hopped up next to it on the side with the missing leg. "How convenient for him," I thought, "he doesn't have to lift his leg to pee."
You can guess what's coming.
He then proceeded to lift his one and only back leg.
Or tried, anyway...
He lifted it halfway before he had to stop himself from hitting his butt on the ground.
I never knew a dog could be so clueless. Maybe he lost it not long before.
Dogs can be really funny sometimes.
(Wed 13th Jun 2007, 2:45, More)

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