» World's Sickest Joke

Mmm.
What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids?

Ian Huntley giving them a bath.......whilst your dad's cock tastes funny because your sister's on her period whilst fucking a baby in a blender. Trevor McDonald is watching and just wiped his cock on the curtains. Because there's 20 of them.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 16:07, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Thanks Tim
My best friend Tim, *sigh* has made me promise that if he dies before me, I will go to his funeral and shout "WANK!" as loud as I can when his dad makes a talk about his son.

Worrying thing is this is exactly the sort of thing that he would find funny. He also said he wants everyone to be naked as, "He won't see any boobs whilst he's alive."

Probably true as well.
(Thu 11th May 2006, 18:50, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Debbie McGee
Yep, Paul Daniels' missus - except by the time I was old enough to be able to woo her to the sexatorium I realised she looked like a turtle.

It's a shame. I liked her, not a lot, but I liked her.
(Thu 9th Feb 2006, 1:12, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A Personal Favourite
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.

"Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing many dirty nappies!" the doc says.

"You mean I'm pregnant???" the woman replies?

"No, it's bowel cancer."

Boom.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 21:53, More)

» Shame

Not quite me but...
I went out with the football team at uni and drank so much I wretched and ended up coughing up blood on two student nurses(who had carried me home). My friend ended up getting bummed.

Haha.
(Tue 29th Nov 2005, 20:23, More)