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He just wants to be strong like his brothers...
A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.
(Mon 1st Dec 2003, 23:14, More)

Wait till I get my hands on him
Most cats have no eyelashes.

(Tue 25th Nov 2003, 23:39, More)

It's always just when you're getting settled isn't it?

Yay! First front page :)
(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 19:52, More)

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» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

I said
"There's that twat off the telly." or something to that effect, to my pal as we walked past Darius in Edinburgh. This was shortly after his Britney performance. I felt a bit guilty afterwards though, even if he did bring it upon himself. Either way, being a twat on the telly seems to have worked out nicely. I'm sure he's sipping cocktails in Acapulco while I'm still stuck here. Twat.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 19:41, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Chesney Hawks - I am the one and only
Because he's from a rich family, but they were too tight to pay for that mole to be surgically removed.

I still shudder at my lack of judgment on that fateful day of purchase. Many others will not let me forget this fact either. I belive the record in question was destroyed quitely and without ceremony - I thought that was best.

I just looked it up, and it was 1991 (I thought it was much earlier) - I'm so, so ashamed.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:27, More)