sorry goat. but i just had to do it

WOO! My First FP. Thankyou whoever chooses em, and thanks goat :)
(Sun 2nd Nov 2003, 20:23, More)

» Worst Record Ever

that bastard song by babylon zoo
spaceman i think it was called.

when i was a kid i used to have nightmares about it and the video :(

i was even looking through my old school stuff from primary school and in one of my "fears" pieces of work (where you had to draw what you feared eg. gettin ran over by a truck) i had drawn their appearance on top of the pops.

im a disturbed young man
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:02, More)

» My Christmas Nightmare

just now
i was just getting off the loo, i spray some delightful smelly spray thing, and put it down on a shelf we have above the toilet.

and the shelf collapses.

the shouting has just about died down, but i can tell its not going to be a good christmas
(Fri 24th Dec 2004, 22:57, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

im up to 8 so far today...
dunno what itll be up to by midnight.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 20:09, More)

» Best Comebacks

gonna be a new craze
"thats what she said"

can be used in many situations.

eg. yesterday,

teacher: "right, now this is a hard one"
me: "thats what she said"

and my all time favourite -
i was having tea at my mates, and he kept sayin it at perfect times, i was laughing so much i couldnt eat

me: "iv been eating this for 5 minutes and i still cant swallow"

we both just looked at each other and burst out in laughter.

best.... phrase.... ever
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 8:16, More)