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...damn, someone got to the nirvana cover before me...

(Sun 10th Mar 2002, 5:41, More)

well maybe....

(Sat 9th Mar 2002, 18:50, More)

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» Obscure Memorabilia

ahem....
a left hand marigold glove mould
16 (originally 21) artificial legs
a victorian sewing basket made from a hollowed out armadillo
an electro-shock therapy unit
a signed leslie crowther pic from the 60's
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 14:14, More)

» The Onosecond

first week or two of work
emailed around the "office roulette" flash game without realising what the forfeit was. cue accountant, salesman and support engineer rather surprised at a shot of goatse......
(Tue 31st May 2005, 15:04, More)

» Lost...

credit cards and boss....
or so i thought....after a night on the jaageremister...day after i woke up had a hotel sink full of vomit, and another work colleague on the sofa, and no recollection of previous events....went to work, had look in wallet to realise i had lost my credit cards. not a biggie, but i was in atlanta, and had been given an advance only obtainable using those credit cards....so i called the bank in sunny england and cancelled them. two minutes after cancelling them i found them stuffed right at the back of the wallet "safely". boss had been with us that night...still hadn't turned up to work, called his mobile, home etc...eventually turned up at 11am,...he;d found himself face down in an alley 100 yards from his apartment. no more jaagermeister for me you'd think....well not so...but there you go...
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 14:21, More)

» Shit Stories

bloody arse///
never buy really cheap pasta sauce from hypervalue....had some in my more frugal days, and promptly thought i had dumped out my intestines, fairly realistic bloody colour to the stool....
(Thu 6th May 2004, 12:34, More)