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Cunning little minx
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» Little things that turn you on
I love
someone playing with my hair, and being kissed all over hmmm...yummy
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 12:25, More)
I love
someone playing with my hair, and being kissed all over hmmm...yummy
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 12:25, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
Helpdesk days....
I over heard my old boss say to a colleague.... (Yorkshire accent, lips to the side)
'I like to have a shit and a wank at the same time!'
hmmmmm quite disturbing hey kids?!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 15:20, More)
Helpdesk days....
I over heard my old boss say to a colleague.... (Yorkshire accent, lips to the side)
'I like to have a shit and a wank at the same time!'
hmmmmm quite disturbing hey kids?!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 15:20, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Boom boom
A limbless women enters a strawberry eating contest
...she wins, the jammy cunt.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 13:33, More)
Boom boom
A limbless women enters a strawberry eating contest
...she wins, the jammy cunt.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 13:33, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Ahh there's are so many but here's a gooden....
I went on a posh boat cruise around the Thames with my boyfriend at the time on a company do directors the lot you know where you have to speak proper! I'd consumed way too much alcohol as I couldn't walk when I got off the boat and had to be carried! Any ways, we were staying at his bosses house, got back and had a nice chat when the room started spinning and I felt really dizzy. Not wanting to disturb the pleasant evening, I decided to nip outside for a bit of fresh air. But mouth started watering, eyes became glazed...I had to release the puke! So picture it now, sick dripping down 'the bosses' car and a nice puddle of sick right in the middle of the drive!
Lets just say I was a little embarressed the next day!
Oh yeah and my Jack Russel eats her sick! Ming but that night, she would have been useful LOL
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:40, More)
Ahh there's are so many but here's a gooden....
I went on a posh boat cruise around the Thames with my boyfriend at the time on a company do directors the lot you know where you have to speak proper! I'd consumed way too much alcohol as I couldn't walk when I got off the boat and had to be carried! Any ways, we were staying at his bosses house, got back and had a nice chat when the room started spinning and I felt really dizzy. Not wanting to disturb the pleasant evening, I decided to nip outside for a bit of fresh air. But mouth started watering, eyes became glazed...I had to release the puke! So picture it now, sick dripping down 'the bosses' car and a nice puddle of sick right in the middle of the drive!
Lets just say I was a little embarressed the next day!
Oh yeah and my Jack Russel eats her sick! Ming but that night, she would have been useful LOL
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:40, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Gotta be the worst
I usually pretty much eat anything but here's some stuff that I don't like.
*Steak and Kidney pies...I don't mind the steak but why'd ya have to spoil it with putting kidneys in there? Seriously whoever decided that should be strung, they're the rankest and grittiest foul tasting things ever.
*Gherkins in burgers, a nice tasty burger SPOILT by that green slimy crap that they put in it. To me, gherkins are a sad excuse for a cucumber which taste like they've been marinating in dog pee.
*Sushi like eating raw fish guts I just plain don't like it.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 13:23, More)
Gotta be the worst
I usually pretty much eat anything but here's some stuff that I don't like.
*Steak and Kidney pies...I don't mind the steak but why'd ya have to spoil it with putting kidneys in there? Seriously whoever decided that should be strung, they're the rankest and grittiest foul tasting things ever.
*Gherkins in burgers, a nice tasty burger SPOILT by that green slimy crap that they put in it. To me, gherkins are a sad excuse for a cucumber which taste like they've been marinating in dog pee.
*Sushi like eating raw fish guts I just plain don't like it.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 13:23, More)