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Its the blockbuster movie of the year, with a budget of £1Bn....

(Wed 28th Jun 2017, 21:47, More)

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» My Wanking Disasters

In the bath
My favourite was always to give my self a good 'cleaning' in the bath. Look, it's mine, i'll wash it as fast as I like.

Anyway, on this occasion, post-frap, I had dunked my head in the water afterwards, and then got out of the bath.

10 mins later, talking to my dad in the kitchen. he tells me i've still got some soap stuck in my fringe.

It wasn't soap. *cringe*
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 13:25, More)

» Old stuff I still know

I can still...
... sing the Supergran theme tune word perfect. I am 35 and it hasn't been on telly for 27 years.
(Sun 3rd Jul 2011, 19:25, More)

» Teenage Poetry

My Po-yum

Spring has sprung,
the grass has ris.
I wonder where the birdies is?
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 16:56, More)

» Teenage Poetry

My one skin goes over my two skin,
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin,
So pull back my foreskin for me.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 16:58, More)