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Hi, I'm called daniel, and I'm an alcoholic.


I was found by my adoptive parents running on Dollymount
beach with wild dogs. I was trained to speak although I
do still tend to release muffled yelps when I get excited.

I bite too.




You can pay me a visit, and can even pet me if you like,
at braindelay.com.

Do come.

Recent front page messages:

This is why I can't have nice things



(Tue 12th Mar 2002, 10:53, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Sickest Joke

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream?
... a cot death.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:33, More)