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Hi I'm Becky.

This is my website www.maidenart.co.uk it's currently under construction so none of the links actually work yet so it's a work in progress.

The Fiend drew me this - thank you :D

Rev Jesse drew me a dragon he's so lovely and talented

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Recent front page messages:

"I reveal my inmost self unto my god."

Click for bigger (347 kb)

(Mon 23rd Jan 2017, 12:07, More)


Ohh FP - thanky :D
(Wed 10th Oct 2012, 13:19, More)

The original was filmed in Liverpool - Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Beards'

(Sat 18th Feb 2012, 11:30, More)

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Slamdunk.

(Wed 15th Feb 2012, 20:38, More)

Now come on Bill try to colour within the lines


also a little present from maidenart.co.uk www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/kirk_khaaaaaan!.gif
(Wed 16th Nov 2011, 11:39, More)

Buy your own Omen Home-Safety Trampoline in case of those everyday accidents or spawn of Satan

(Sat 1st Oct 2011, 22:10, More)

Catastrophic - 9/11 Truth

/driving the bus to Hull
(Sun 11th Sep 2011, 13:33, More)

Slurp, seems some Bob Martin's are in order

(Mon 29th Aug 2011, 17:12, More)

Police employ new weapon against rioters

(Tue 9th Aug 2011, 23:47, More)

Good Shot, NoJob!

(Sat 9th Oct 2010, 20:28, More)

"What's that Bones, Free Porn available on the Interwebs?"

(Sun 26th Sep 2010, 16:40, More)

That took ages...

(Sat 13th Feb 2010, 12:48, More)


(Wed 30th Dec 2009, 21:46, More)

Cat are so smug!


(Sun 22nd Nov 2009, 15:45, More)

Back to da Foochar!

(Sat 21st Nov 2009, 13:23, More)

'ningles ppl

(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 11:43, More)

nyom nyom nyom

clicky if you want it big

(Tue 18th Nov 2008, 11:48, More)

Emo Sprout

(Sat 14th Jan 2006, 12:30, More)


click for slightly bigger

(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 11:49, More)

"Your mother sucks jelly-babies in hell!"

Edit: Click to see properly

(Wed 1st Dec 2004, 17:23, More)


woo a fp thank you so much :)
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 21:55, More)

Errr... ummmm... I... errrr... ummmm.. present... this errrr... thing... ummm

woo an fp - thanks everso muchly :)
(Sat 25th Sep 2004, 23:25, More)

Darn Dungeons & Dragons

(Sun 29th Aug 2004, 23:07, More)

Mind the Cliffs

(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 10:53, More)

Even in death there is no escape

(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 21:20, More)

The inventor of the wheel


(Tue 11th May 2004, 10:51, More)

Oh it's nearly Easter

What type of Easter Egg will I get, I wonder?


(Sun 4th Apr 2004, 17:36, More)

Ticket to London Bridge please

(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 22:03, More)

Ewwwwww.... there is more to the Dark Side than anyone can imagine

yay an fp - I thank you dearly
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 16:42, More)

Albert Gorillastein always seemed to be rushing to work

(Thu 13th Nov 2003, 15:05, More)


click image for unshrunkeness

(Tue 11th Nov 2003, 22:28, More)

... ummm

Click for full glory
(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 17:25, More)

More in the talk-like-a-businessman series

(Sat 20th Sep 2003, 15:56, More)

Keeping the talk-like-a-businessman theme going

(Sat 20th Sep 2003, 14:18, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

Remember fly paper - that sticky roll of paper you hang up and
flies, moths and wasp get stuck to it. Why have we never made a very big one of these to catch UFOs and hostile enemy stealth planes. Hang it from a very tall tower and see what we can catch. Proof of life from other planets could be just a sticky roll of paper away!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 0:19, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

As a Home Carer for the Elderly many of my 'cilents'
(as Social Services like to call them - Old Gits is what I call them) are always doing and saying the most stupidest things. One day prior to the Bank Holiday I was asked if I minded going to the newsagents to get the old dear 2 copies of The Mirror. When I asked her why she required two copies she said "Just in case I can't get one on the Bank Hoilday!"
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)

» Petty Sabotage

I like to hide weapons of mass destruction in
small countries to fool CIA satelite probes, then when the satelite has passed out of range I then quickly remove them. The hilarity that's caused by international uproar, it never gets old!
(Mon 9th May 2005, 11:17, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A group of down-syndrome children are given a test by their teacher
"Now class whomever can clap their hands together wins this Cornetto."
The class all attempt to clap their hands to no avail and lots of arm waving this way and that. Until from the back of the class comes the sound "Clap... mmmmmghghhhhgg!"

"Ahah, Jonhny well done here is your cornetto."
to which Johnny promptly stick it in his eye.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What was Princess Diana's favourite brand of shampoo
"Head & Shoulders" they know because they found hers on the dashboard.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:33, More)
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