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» World's Sickest Joke
What could be sicker than a truckload of dead babies?
One live one in the middle eating his way out.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:16, More)
What could be sicker than a truckload of dead babies?
One live one in the middle eating his way out.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:16, More)
» Not having sex
Big car
but not big enough. My first car was an old 60s model. Steel dashboard. Huge bench seat in the front as well as the back. The steering wheel was enormous and had a big shiny ring in the center for the horn.
The young lady and I were making out in the front seat at a popular site for such activities. There must have been a dozen cars nearby.
As we started to get a bit more into it and taking shirts off, ANNNND my elbow becomes wedged in between the steering wheel and the horn ring.
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Took almost a full minute to get my elbow unstuck.
Certainly put a damper on the mood and probably for the rest of the cars parked up there that night.
(Wed 28th May 2014, 11:37, More)
Big car
but not big enough. My first car was an old 60s model. Steel dashboard. Huge bench seat in the front as well as the back. The steering wheel was enormous and had a big shiny ring in the center for the horn.
The young lady and I were making out in the front seat at a popular site for such activities. There must have been a dozen cars nearby.
As we started to get a bit more into it and taking shirts off, ANNNND my elbow becomes wedged in between the steering wheel and the horn ring.
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Took almost a full minute to get my elbow unstuck.
Certainly put a damper on the mood and probably for the rest of the cars parked up there that night.
(Wed 28th May 2014, 11:37, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
In the hills of Tennessee
a girl ask her father "Kin I use the car daddy?"
He replies "Sorry hunny, your brother needs it."
"But Daddeeeee"
"Well, alright, I'll tell him he'll have to wait. But you have to suck my dick first."
"Oh, okay"
So she goes down only to pull back spitting and sputtering.
"Daddy, it taste like poop!"
Father replies: "I told you your brother needed the car too."
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:14, More)
In the hills of Tennessee
a girl ask her father "Kin I use the car daddy?"
He replies "Sorry hunny, your brother needs it."
"But Daddeeeee"
"Well, alright, I'll tell him he'll have to wait. But you have to suck my dick first."
"Oh, okay"
So she goes down only to pull back spitting and sputtering.
"Daddy, it taste like poop!"
Father replies: "I told you your brother needed the car too."
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:14, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's green and sits quietly in a corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:19, More)
What's green and sits quietly in a corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:19, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's pink and red and goes around at 300 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:18, More)
What's pink and red and goes around at 300 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:18, More)