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» Not Losing Your Virginity
hehe
I'd moved from Suburban Bedfordshire, leaving my friends and church behind.
Arriving in Essex, I'd heard the rumours, but was still naive. I somehow found myself a girlfriend, and somehow managed to arrange an evening babysitting her neighbours kids with her. They were duly dispatched to bed at 8:30, leaving me the entire evening to explore.
I realise now, but she was only PRETENDING to be asleep on the sofa, in order that I could navigate my way about her body. I got as far as her funbags, but chickened out there and then.
Essex taught me a lot. It taught me that girls are fun. It also taught me that you don't need church to have fun. In fact, there's no god in Essex. If there was, he would have disapproved of the years that followed that, and let me know somehow.
(Sun 29th Oct 2006, 21:05, More)
hehe
I'd moved from Suburban Bedfordshire, leaving my friends and church behind.
Arriving in Essex, I'd heard the rumours, but was still naive. I somehow found myself a girlfriend, and somehow managed to arrange an evening babysitting her neighbours kids with her. They were duly dispatched to bed at 8:30, leaving me the entire evening to explore.
I realise now, but she was only PRETENDING to be asleep on the sofa, in order that I could navigate my way about her body. I got as far as her funbags, but chickened out there and then.
Essex taught me a lot. It taught me that girls are fun. It also taught me that you don't need church to have fun. In fact, there's no god in Essex. If there was, he would have disapproved of the years that followed that, and let me know somehow.
(Sun 29th Oct 2006, 21:05, More)
» Common
Earrings on babies
That is all.
I just holidayed in Tenerife. My god is that place common. Full of scotchish people and northerners. As I came out of the airport, past all the taxi drivers with their signs, a local lady hocked a massive loogie on the floor of the airport. Cute.
Also, people who say 'That is all', then carrry on talking. The height of bad manners.
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 13:54, More)
Earrings on babies
That is all.
I just holidayed in Tenerife. My god is that place common. Full of scotchish people and northerners. As I came out of the airport, past all the taxi drivers with their signs, a local lady hocked a massive loogie on the floor of the airport. Cute.
Also, people who say 'That is all', then carrry on talking. The height of bad manners.
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 13:54, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
NESTICLES
They're testicles, but covered in chocolate.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 13:40, More)
NESTICLES
They're testicles, but covered in chocolate.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 13:40, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
celery
I have nothing personal against celery; dipped in hummus, it's lovely.
The idea of making fizzypop out of it, on the other hand, is scary.
Natural flavor? Wossat then?
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 11:20, More)
celery
I have nothing personal against celery; dipped in hummus, it's lovely.
The idea of making fizzypop out of it, on the other hand, is scary.
Natural flavor? Wossat then?
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 11:20, More)