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» Embarrassing Injuries

One time
recently I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom all naked and body like a greek god etc. when i bent down to spit out my naked ass gently touched the white hot radiator behind me, I screamed like a mad man and rocketed forwards to smack the toothbrush off the sink and into my mouth causing a horrible gash in my throat that took ages to stop bleeding and it hurt so badly.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 18:13, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

My friend got a taxi once and when he got out he was set upon by some youths, when they were finished he got back in the taxi and went to the hospital.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 15:04, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

I was in a car with a new friend and we were abusing people as we passed them saying things like ' eugh look at that fat mess' and 'hee hee that guys walking like the gayest gayness ever'. When I saw a guy and said ' look at the nic of that chap all hair falling out and walking with a weird sort of limp looks like hes from some sort of radiation experiment eugh just look god how horrible he is'. My new ex friend said well done he can't help it he suffers badly from polio and he is my father........Shit.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 0:50, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

was eating a baby octopus / squid thingy and it's ass end exploded in my mouth and filled my mouth with something liquidy stuff which made me honk all over the table I was eating at.!!. I therefore hate the octopus / squid thingy.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 13:32, More)

» Shit Stories

Holiday hell fire
I was on holiday in lovely greece and one night when I was sleeping I woke up with a really dodgy stomach so I ran to the toilet and bloody my mate was also in there with a sore stomach. I looked around for a suitable place to go inside the flat, the kitchen sink no good, a pan no good, think man think. Outside to the landing I went and slung my ass end over the side and let the deluge forth, it was a terrible torrent of white hot ass piss all down the side of the building lovely stuff. I looked round and a romantic moonlight stroll was ruined by my terrible ass.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 11:09, More)
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