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» Why I was late
pulled
Many years ago, I worked shifts in a call centre for a well known paging company. It were crap.
Anyway, regular excuses were things like (deliberately) turning up for the wrong shift if I didn't want to do the scheduled one and claiming I was confused by the rota.
Best one though was ringing up at 8 o'clock in the morning to ask my Geordie boss if I could have a day's holiday that day.
Why? he asks not unreasonably.
Well, I reply, I pulled last night and she's really cute, so I don't want to get out of bed.
The cool thing was, all he said was OK, see you tomorrow.
Result
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 12:20, More)
pulled
Many years ago, I worked shifts in a call centre for a well known paging company. It were crap.
Anyway, regular excuses were things like (deliberately) turning up for the wrong shift if I didn't want to do the scheduled one and claiming I was confused by the rota.
Best one though was ringing up at 8 o'clock in the morning to ask my Geordie boss if I could have a day's holiday that day.
Why? he asks not unreasonably.
Well, I reply, I pulled last night and she's really cute, so I don't want to get out of bed.
The cool thing was, all he said was OK, see you tomorrow.
Result
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 12:20, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Barnet FC
being promoted to the football league proper last saturday, 4000-ish people there, all emotional and so fucking proud of the lads.
Brings a tear back now to be honest.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 17:39, More)
Barnet FC
being promoted to the football league proper last saturday, 4000-ish people there, all emotional and so fucking proud of the lads.
Brings a tear back now to be honest.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 17:39, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Just remembered another
to the tune of Silver Machine
"I just took a bite
from me Doner Kebab
& I'm feeling alright.
It's fried,
in a lot of grease
it'll make you obese
it's me Doner Kebab"
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 10:15, More)
Just remembered another
to the tune of Silver Machine
"I just took a bite
from me Doner Kebab
& I'm feeling alright.
It's fried,
in a lot of grease
it'll make you obese
it's me Doner Kebab"
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 10:15, More)
» Singing the wrong words
New Model Army
from Vengeance
"i believe in Jelly & Custard"
used to really piss off the serious Army fans. clog wearing fools that they were.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 10:12, More)
New Model Army
from Vengeance
"i believe in Jelly & Custard"
used to really piss off the serious Army fans. clog wearing fools that they were.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 10:12, More)
» Local Nutters
re: the best of luck man
If it's a fairly fat black guy, I think he's caleld Horace.
Having said that, I'm not sure, and if he's not, he goes absolutely fucking mental if you call him that.
used to spend a lot of time in N.Finchley as well
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 14:41, More)
re: the best of luck man
If it's a fairly fat black guy, I think he's caleld Horace.
Having said that, I'm not sure, and if he's not, he goes absolutely fucking mental if you call him that.
used to spend a lot of time in N.Finchley as well
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 14:41, More)