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I accidentally found my sort of girlfriend's posts on some girly/music chat site. Turns out a lot of people on the interweb now know I'm a rubbish kisser, not a great performer generally and that she was drunk when she decided she wanted to sleep with me. However she's hot and I like her, and we're still together, so I'm classing it as a result.
(Thu 1st Feb 2007, 17:09, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

I am a non spotty Virgin
Could one of yous guys do some "funky viral advertising" to get women interested in me? There are a handful of Xbox 360s and PSPs for anyone who is successful in getting me laid.






No, seriously, I'm 20 and my wang is considering early retirement.
(Tue 31st Oct 2006, 12:04, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

I'll get round to it.
Uni in september, from the looks of it that's as good a place as any.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 19:38, More)

» Useless Information

Dogs can't look up
Big Al says so.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 17:38, More)

» Singing the wrong words

my saints fan mates favour:
your sister is your mother
your brother is your father
there all shagging each other
the pompey family

when they're not using the already posted anti scouser ones (I'm a liverpool fan, though I'm from hampshire so they don't bother me much).
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 19:15, More)