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» Lost...

has anyone seen my...
laughter, I didn't laugh at any of the several lost virginity posts. Or maybe that was because they weren't funny in the first place, and certainly aren't now.

Apologies for being an arse.
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 0:41, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I also have...
one of paz Lenchantin's bass plecs from their first Manchester (UK) gig in which I (to my mind, and my mind only) upstaged maynard's, maynard's wine gums joke, by shouting something about "curly wurlys" (the comedy chocolate).

Oh, aswell as TEN bits of the berlin wall I had coated in gold an encrusted with diamonds and signed by keith chegwin.
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 0:30, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Seeing all these 14 year olds...
saying the same kind of crap I would when I was that age, is evidence enough that I'm no longer young (and stupid (no offfence)) anymore, Now I'm 20 and stupid, but I'm not old yet, except for my bad back, and bending down noises.
(Sun 31st Oct 2004, 2:09, More)

» Premonitions

sausages and lettuce
I have random and rather mundane premonitions, such as seeing sausages and lettuce on the side in my parent's kitchen, to opening the toilet door, albeit in a flat i had never been in, and wouldn't even see the place for long time after.

These usually have me stood in shock, trying to remember what happens next, but its usually that the premonition had ended thus leading me to believe either the world was going to end or I would die, but neither have happened yet...
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 23:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

babies?
Q:why do put a baby in a blender feet first?

A:so you can see the look on its face.


Q:How can you tell its bed time at michael jackson's house?

A:The big hand reaches the little hand.


I'd be amazed if these ain't been posted before, but i haven't seen them yet.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:57, More)
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