» My Wanking Disasters

There were these two brothers that I knew
That had probably the least common sense in the word, but anyways one got caught wanking when his mom went outside to get the mail (he doesnt have a long driveway) and he ploped down on the living room sofa and put in some porn and got caught in the act. Go figure.

These guys also play "the old five on one" constantly. The older brother once bragged to the class that he woke up with his dick in his had and also told all of us a story when he accidently spooged in his eye.

They also have a metal folding chair in their living room that if they dont feel like cleaning up they just wipe their oil of man on the side.

When their folks are home they wank in the pivacy of thier closet. I hear the carpet in thier closet is cruchy and crusty when you step on it because they just let their prick juice dry and harden. I cant imagine being the origional storyteller of this story who went into the closet to see their massive porno collection and found out what he was stepping on.

The brothers once got in a fight one day so one of them wiped his jizz rag on the other's face. The other one got him back by wanking on his pillow. The victim said he found out because he smelt it after trying to sleep for a while.

I know this is also on the board here alot too, but the older brother managed to wank 20 times in one night. He said after a while it started to get really clear and started to hurt but he kept going. What a dumbass. After a while I imagine his testicals had to give him blood, piss, saliva, whatever to feed his need.

I was about to apologize for the legnth, but then I realized it doesnt matter on a thread like this. Or does it?
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 2:45, More)

» Shit Stories

My sister
Has this thing called "Chronic Constipation" which sounds like a joke but its a real disease. Anyways because of this when she does blow, she leaves a log seriously about 7 inches long and at least 3 inches wide. Yes they're disgusting, and yes they don't flush, and because she is lazy she sometimes just leaves them in there. I think the longest she left one in our bathroom was 3 days, which doesnt sound too bad, but something like that floating, ripening, and smelling like its starting to rot almost drives me to vomit when I open the toilet lid. Everytime I'm tricked into seeing Geotse, I half wonder if my sister is like that, then I quickly block it out of my mind. *shudder*
(Fri 7th May 2004, 1:56, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

This is pretty stupid, but
Ever since I was a wee lad, I play this thing on car trips where you pick a smudge or a speck on the side car winshield, and try to keep that speck above the skyline and sort of outlineing trees and buildings and such. Again pretty stupid but entertaining. Simple pleasures for simple minds...
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 6:53, More)