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» Stuff You've Overheard
Fat Prefix
While living in Rotherhithe about a year ago, me and my then girlfriend often delighted at the sound of the local children playing 'scratch the car' and setting light to our garden. On one particular occasion, however, we we're lucky enough to overhear possibly the best argument in the world ever, it went like this:
Child 1: You cunt!
Child 2: You fat cunt!
Child 1: You twat!
Child 2: You fat twat!
Child 1: You dickhead!
Child 2: You fat dickhead!
Child 1: You wanker!
Child 2: you fat wanker!
This went on for about 20 minutes with neither child being able to break the deadlock!
Pure Genius!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:19, More)
Fat Prefix
While living in Rotherhithe about a year ago, me and my then girlfriend often delighted at the sound of the local children playing 'scratch the car' and setting light to our garden. On one particular occasion, however, we we're lucky enough to overhear possibly the best argument in the world ever, it went like this:
Child 1: You cunt!
Child 2: You fat cunt!
Child 1: You twat!
Child 2: You fat twat!
Child 1: You dickhead!
Child 2: You fat dickhead!
Child 1: You wanker!
Child 2: you fat wanker!
This went on for about 20 minutes with neither child being able to break the deadlock!
Pure Genius!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:19, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Jesus is coming
A church back home always has big flourescent signs outside in some kind of vain attempt to be cool, or get punters in, anyway there was one that simply said:
Jesus is coming!
in his pants!
I did that I did!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:17, More)
Jesus is coming
A church back home always has big flourescent signs outside in some kind of vain attempt to be cool, or get punters in, anyway there was one that simply said:
Jesus is coming!
in his pants!
I did that I did!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:17, More)
» Strict Parents
Hippy Parents
Sorry everyone with poo parents, my parents were ace, but for some reason I always wanted normal parents who would tell me off and stuff and drive posh cars etc rather than letting me drink, smoke, take drugs, go out with who I liked and be there for me if I needed them etc. I only realised how lucky I was later in life.
Oh and another thing, I have just realised that apeloverage is actually 'ape-love-rage' and not 'ape-loverage' which I thought was another term for monkey sex.
(Wed 14th Mar 2007, 12:27, More)
Hippy Parents
Sorry everyone with poo parents, my parents were ace, but for some reason I always wanted normal parents who would tell me off and stuff and drive posh cars etc rather than letting me drink, smoke, take drugs, go out with who I liked and be there for me if I needed them etc. I only realised how lucky I was later in life.
Oh and another thing, I have just realised that apeloverage is actually 'ape-love-rage' and not 'ape-loverage' which I thought was another term for monkey sex.
(Wed 14th Mar 2007, 12:27, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
auschwitz fo par
I was standing in one of the gas chambers in auschwitz berkenau and was looking for the lightswitch when I found a box on the wall that felt like a lightswitch. I said out loud 'hmm probably a fire alarm...' and then corrected myself with 'no there would be no need down here' (I actually meant this because it is basically a concrete bunker with nothing to burn in it), but to my horror I turned round to find our guide staring me down and shouting "This is not the place for jokes!" I tried to explain that I didnt mean it like that, but she spent the rest of the day giving me evil looks. Not very funny but extremely cringeable.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 16:32, More)
auschwitz fo par
I was standing in one of the gas chambers in auschwitz berkenau and was looking for the lightswitch when I found a box on the wall that felt like a lightswitch. I said out loud 'hmm probably a fire alarm...' and then corrected myself with 'no there would be no need down here' (I actually meant this because it is basically a concrete bunker with nothing to burn in it), but to my horror I turned round to find our guide staring me down and shouting "This is not the place for jokes!" I tried to explain that I didnt mean it like that, but she spent the rest of the day giving me evil looks. Not very funny but extremely cringeable.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 16:32, More)
» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
Snot Eating Dog
Our dog used to love eating massive greenies we had hocked up. He would even catch them if you spat them out. One day after a heavy smoke we decided to fill an entire breakfast bowl with huge post smoke green snots. He lapped up the lot.
I feel queasy even now thinking about it.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 12:39, More)
Snot Eating Dog
Our dog used to love eating massive greenies we had hocked up. He would even catch them if you spat them out. One day after a heavy smoke we decided to fill an entire breakfast bowl with huge post smoke green snots. He lapped up the lot.
I feel queasy even now thinking about it.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 12:39, More)