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Hello, I am Vic and I am in my twenties. I am a girly thing and I hardly ever visit here anymore.

I am a mental health nurse working with oldies. I really detest it but no one else will give me a job. Gis a job?

Baldmonkey made me a Top Trump! Cheers.

I have one of those Flickr things.
And I listen to Music

Ta ta ta da daaa! Puppy power!

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» Embarrassing Injuries

I kinda couldn't avoid telling my mates
because they were there.
I'm not the best sportswoman in the world but I do try, so whilst playing 5-a-sides I thought to myself "No problem, I can take on the best sportslady in this school, I'll just run circles round her to confuse her" but instead, she kicked the ball towards the wall as is allowed in the game we were playing, and I, trying to avoid the scary monster, ran into said wall, tripped over the ball, landed on my left arm and broke my wrist. Yes, we all had a laugh at my expense. Yes, I got back up and started playing again. Yes, I went to Physics afterwards and thought "Har, my wrist is swollen, I can get out of this 'ere class" and spent the afternoon in A & E.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 12:53, More)

» Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals

I went to Alton Towers with my high school.
I sat on a chocolate ice cream wearing ?lilac? tracksuit bottoms at the first stop the bus made at the border.
As if the lilac tracksuit bottoms weren't criminal enough, I had to walk around the rest of the day with a big dod of shitey looking chocolate on my arse.
(Wed 15th Jun 2011, 10:08, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

There are
quite a few overly friendly Dutchfolk in Tenerife. One looked rather cute, like Tombo from the movie 'Kiki's Delivery Service' but when he wanted me to join his clan of four 40+ year olds for 'some no strings casual fun!' I downed my pint and left.
(Sun 24th Apr 2005, 9:49, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

Prince Andrew came to my school
to open up the new technology department. A selected view were made to dress in uniform and perform poems and the like.
The rest of us got stuffed in the gym like sardines and were made to watch on new tv screens and some satellite link up, which just happened to break down. Trusty technology.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 0:09, More)

» Crappy Prizes

Last raffle I won
was a handy crockery assortment set. For one person. One plate, one saucer, one cup. I took it as a hint that along with my new found obsession for kittens, I shall aim to be that smelly old woman who lives alone with her clowder of cats.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 13:41, More)
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