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» Dad Jokes

Disturbing cat joke
OK, here's the background: I have a cat called Lucy. I occasionally ask my Dad, "where's Lucy?"

His reply: "It does if you rub her up and down against a cheese-grater".

Quite nasty really, but he has been saying it for the last, ooh, 8 years?
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:38, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Everyone must've heard this...
The star wars cantina band song from the Space Themes CD.

Oh my jesus it's awful.

I have a personal reason for hating it: my brother loved it, and played it constantly while I was playing Theme Park on my Amiga. Now my memories of that wonderful game are infected with memories of that excrutiating song blasting down from upstairs. You know how some things are worse than words can describe? Like when your face gets sanded off by an angle grinder? This is one of those things.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:48, More)

» Irrational Fears

I've been scared of seeing a television in the dark
ever since I saw The Ring.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 18:28, More)