Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Disturbing cat jokeOK, here's the background: I have a cat called Lucy. I occasionally ask my Dad, "where's Lucy?"
His reply: "It does if you rub her up and down against a cheese-grater".
Quite nasty really, but he has been saying it for the last, ooh, 8 years?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:38, Reply)
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