» Mistaken Identity

Oooh, better, "My Twin"
I just realized I can do better. I got a message a week ago from an old friend, we both drive trucks for a living. I drive solo, he drives with his wife, but he and I used to drive together about a year ago.
Anyway, in the message he says that he just saw my twin(I don't have one) and that I should call him up so he can tell me about it. I finally get around to it, and he tells me how he saw this guy at a truck stop that looked like me, dressed like me, everything, and the only reason they didn't get out and say something to him was that he had long hair, and I did not.
I pointed out to them that in they year since I have seen them, my hair has grown and as you've surely guessed now, it turned out it was me they saw.
I'm my own twin...what kind of crazy hillbilly incest is that?
Dave
(Sat 2nd Jun 2007, 20:03, More)

» Why I was late

I think Joliet Jake said it best...
I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sun 1st Jul 2007, 9:13, More)

» Mistaken Identity

The Lady Killers
My folks and I used to live in something of a resort town, where there were, at one time, few places to rent movies, and only one two decent places. My Dad used to go to one of those to rent flicks for. Apparently he was looking at a movie one day when a woman who had been in the store caught sight of him and started pointing and yelling "It's you! No! NOOOOO!" and after a few minutes of this, with my fathers jaw on the floor, and everyone else in the store sharing the shock, she ran out, never to be seen again. Dad had to finally stop going there though because everytime he showed up they referred to him as "The Lady Killer
(Sat 2nd Jun 2007, 19:59, More)