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» Housemates

Jam pots and toilet fears
I had the weirdest housemate who refused to do housework unless nagged. She also always horded a million jam pots as she wanted to recycle them but never got around to it.

We agreed we wouldn't use the house phone unless it was an emergency but she kept using it for oversees calls. She wanted to move her tv into her room but found that she couldn't quite lift her tv up the staircase on her own and we were left with two tvs in the living room.

She used to always shout random non-sensical things like "omg I hate this micrwave!" (which she rarely cleaned by the way).

She was afraid of the toilet. She would always leave the cover down and refused to clean the toilet becaues it "freaked her out".

She was afraid of all things sexual so I used to purposefully have really loud sex so she could hear.

^^ hi if you read this ex-housemate from hell
(Fri 27th Feb 2009, 15:32, More)

» When animals attack...

Squirrels!
I hate them! Evil EVIL bastards. They have taken over the cemetery near me and I think they eat people.
I mean, last time I was there, I was walking down the pathway, minding my own business, and I swear, I blinked and I was suddenly surrounded by them! They were all staring at me with their hungry eyes. All ready to pounce.

This is my excuse for running out of the cemetery like a baby...
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 20:39, More)

» Strict Parents

As a child...(I say child but it carried on till I was about 18)
I was banned from watching TV on school nights
Staying on the phone past 11
Go to the cinema during term time
Go anywhere during term time
Spend my money on junk food
Use my play station on school nights
Go to bed without praying (...don't do that much now I'm afraid)
Dying my hair
Drinking coke or any fizzy drinks(unless we were somewhere special)
Got banned from the internet for about 3 months (eeep!) for using MSN too much because apparently, all my friends were bad influences and were teaching me how to break the computer...(like i needed teaching)
Going to the corner shop after school
Going to my best mate's house who lived across the street after school...


Yes it sucked. Am living about 2 hours train journey from home now at uni..woo!
(Mon 12th Mar 2007, 23:26, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Jacuzzi
There were three gay guys in a jacuzzi when a blob of semem floated to the surface.

"who farted?"
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 2:05, More)