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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
RimJob Breakup
I was dating the "sensitive guitar guy" for a few months, and was enjoying life in his suburban apartment and his cologne (fahrenheit, EWWWWW). I showed up at his house one evening, and proceeded to give him a ridiculous blow job. During the festivities, I heard him request a finger in his ass. I obliged, a little freaked out, but in love enough to oblige. After rimming his anus, swallowing his semen, I laid next to him only to hear "I don't think this is working out, we need to break up". Keep in mind, I'm naked, covered in semen, with a stink finger. As I tearfully put on my clothes, he tells me I can stay, spend the night, to which he got a glass thrown at his head.
Needless to say, I've never fingered another butthole since...
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 19:38, More)
RimJob Breakup
I was dating the "sensitive guitar guy" for a few months, and was enjoying life in his suburban apartment and his cologne (fahrenheit, EWWWWW). I showed up at his house one evening, and proceeded to give him a ridiculous blow job. During the festivities, I heard him request a finger in his ass. I obliged, a little freaked out, but in love enough to oblige. After rimming his anus, swallowing his semen, I laid next to him only to hear "I don't think this is working out, we need to break up". Keep in mind, I'm naked, covered in semen, with a stink finger. As I tearfully put on my clothes, he tells me I can stay, spend the night, to which he got a glass thrown at his head.
Needless to say, I've never fingered another butthole since...
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 19:38, More)
» Dad Jokes
HOSPITAL DAD
I've been an accident prone ass most of my life and have ended up in the emergency room more than a few times. My father's favorite joke no matter what had happened to me is "Doctor will she be able to play the piano?" When the doctor affirms that yes, I can play the piano, always the same "funny, she couldn't play it before..."
hahaha
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:30, More)
HOSPITAL DAD
I've been an accident prone ass most of my life and have ended up in the emergency room more than a few times. My father's favorite joke no matter what had happened to me is "Doctor will she be able to play the piano?" When the doctor affirms that yes, I can play the piano, always the same "funny, she couldn't play it before..."
hahaha
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:30, More)