» Booze Related Disasters

bed wetting - top bunk
18 years old, coming back from a very heavy session of larger. My twin borther and I still had to share a bedroom, so I climbed on to the top bunk and fell in to a drink coma/sleep, only to be woken up sometime later by my twin, because I had wet myself in my sleep. My urine had seeped through the matress and started to drip on my brothers face...
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 11:14, More)

» Irrational Fears

been done? scared of buttons
A female friend of mine hates buttons and only has clothes with clips or zips. She can be near buttons but can't touch them or use them herself.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 12:39, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

brussel sprouts
My mum told us that sprouts were just mini cabbages, from the inside of a normal cabbage. I always felt that it was such a waste to remove all that outter packaging just to get a sprout. Now I know better as the supermarkets let you buy them on branches (or whatever the correct term is...) Ignorance is bliss
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 10:48, More)

» Dad Jokes

these are sourced from friends
[Ed] Reminds me of my Dad's all time favourite. He went out with a girl called Virginia before he met my Mum, and has, on a good few hundred occassions uttered the immortal
'I once went out with a girl called Virginia. Virgin for short but not for long'. At which we all roar with laughter and roll around on the floor appreciatively.

[Dr.Newell]

Me: Dad, you've got a big arse (why I said this I don't know...)
Dad: Well, you need a big hammer for a six inch nail...
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 16:45, More)