Profile for Krizog:
Merr, hmmm, errrr, ahem, yes....I'll leave now
OK, have something random: My General Purpose answers to anything:
1)42
2)12
3)Syntax Error
4)Bob Geldof
5)Badgers
6)Kuala Lumpa
7)Kill it!
8)Burn it!
9)Cheese
10) Oranges
11)Fondu
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Merr, hmmm, errrr, ahem, yes....I'll leave now
OK, have something random: My General Purpose answers to anything:
1)42
2)12
3)Syntax Error
4)Bob Geldof
5)Badgers
6)Kuala Lumpa
7)Kill it!
8)Burn it!
9)Cheese
10) Oranges
11)Fondu
:: how jedi are you? ::
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Pure Ignorance
Another from work
One of the Waitresses asks: "Do Lambs grow into bigger lambs?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 18:00, More)
Another from work
One of the Waitresses asks: "Do Lambs grow into bigger lambs?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 18:00, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Got a comlaint at work (a hotel returant)
That the "Chefs Hot and Spicy Chillie Dish" (as it is labelled in the menu) was "hot". Needless to say, they didn't get a refund.
(Thu 6th Jan 2005, 23:06, More)
Got a comlaint at work (a hotel returant)
That the "Chefs Hot and Spicy Chillie Dish" (as it is labelled in the menu) was "hot". Needless to say, they didn't get a refund.
(Thu 6th Jan 2005, 23:06, More)
» Toilets
Shitty Toes
When on holiday in America, the me and the rest of the family whent for a meal in a cheap all you can eat place just after visiting the beach (and as such, was still wearing my sandals). At some point in the meal I required to use the toilet, and after releaving myself in the cubical, I flushed, and turned to leave. However, I did not leave fast enough. By the time I had got one foot safely out of the cubical, the toilet over flowed, covering my remaining foot in the reminiants of the gigantic turd that had, unseen been blocking the toilet.
It must have been an interesting sight for the next person to enter the toilet, with 2 bemused looking staff members, a puddle of shitty water, and me, desperatly washing the shit from imbetween my toes...
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 20:28, More)
Shitty Toes
When on holiday in America, the me and the rest of the family whent for a meal in a cheap all you can eat place just after visiting the beach (and as such, was still wearing my sandals). At some point in the meal I required to use the toilet, and after releaving myself in the cubical, I flushed, and turned to leave. However, I did not leave fast enough. By the time I had got one foot safely out of the cubical, the toilet over flowed, covering my remaining foot in the reminiants of the gigantic turd that had, unseen been blocking the toilet.
It must have been an interesting sight for the next person to enter the toilet, with 2 bemused looking staff members, a puddle of shitty water, and me, desperatly washing the shit from imbetween my toes...
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 20:28, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
A surprisingly small amount of years ago
Me and a mate of mind created some home made napalm (petrol and polostyrene if you really want to know) I desided to test it well away from where we lived, in some farmers fields. However, it was close to the M1.
We sarted one batch of the jelly based insendery, and the winds quite happly blew it onto the M1. Needless to say, we ran away quite quickly, but as far as I know, no accidents were caused from it. From then on we tested the napalm underneth the motorways bridge.....
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 19:29, More)
A surprisingly small amount of years ago
Me and a mate of mind created some home made napalm (petrol and polostyrene if you really want to know) I desided to test it well away from where we lived, in some farmers fields. However, it was close to the M1.
We sarted one batch of the jelly based insendery, and the winds quite happly blew it onto the M1. Needless to say, we ran away quite quickly, but as far as I know, no accidents were caused from it. From then on we tested the napalm underneth the motorways bridge.....
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 19:29, More)