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Male from the UK. Likes bizarre stuff, Cars, playing with photoshop, graphic design and Japan. Hates: Almost anything at any given time, although can be deceptively nice and even known to smile. Happily unhinged and likes pretty girls. Was raised by a pack of Apple Mac using monkeys in Japan, before moving to the Mid-West and starting a cult that believes in automatic weaponry as a statement of contentment. Escaped FBI to the English countryside where I now drive an MGB, dressed as a toff with a false moustache and a flat cap shouting 'What ho!' to people as I pass...

Oh, in case you wondered...kuroi kyo is Japanese for Black Day.

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» Putting the Fun in Funeral

When I was working on the railway it was a dull job but we made the most of it with some good and sometimes dark humour.
One particular day we were sitting in the office when the chat turned to death and that one of our 'coloured' colleagues father had recently passed on.
"Oh yeah, Harold's got the day off for the funeral tommorrow" says one of our lads, quick as a flash our supervisor with his cheeky grin said "Blimey, he's getting the day off just for black-burying"…
(Thu 11th May 2006, 12:32, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Flowerpot men
Bill: "flobbly dobble obble oop?"
Ben: "If you liked me that much, you'd swallow it"

sorry if its been said before...
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 16:48, More)