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» Pure Ignorance

LIVESTRONG?
I met this 15 years old girl wearing a LIVESTRONG yellow wristband, so I asked her if she knew its meaning. She replied:
- Yes, it prevents cancer.
- Er...Really? what kind of cancer?
- Prostate...
I'm sure it must be working very good on her.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 1:31, More)

» Pure Ignorance

This one happened in Venezuela
In a beauty pageant, a miss was asked about her favorite music. Trying to look cultured and well educated, she replied "clasical music, specially the one from Shakespeare".
Days later, she posted a public apologise saying that she confused Tchaikowski with Shakespeare. Now I can't say wich statement was stupider...
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 5:23, More)

» Pure Ignorance

A lady to a carpenter
"can you build an antique doorframe for my threshold?"
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 6:16, More)

» People with Stupid Names

I know a couple down here in Venezuela...
A girl named Usnavy, after the ship his father sailed away.
A guy named Yoni Mamo, meaning something like "I don`t even suck"
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 22:28, More)