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Fuckin insane!!

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» Workplace Boredom

Best Job Ever...
I used to work for a company, lovingly monikered 'Crapita' by Private Eye, and boy, were they crap (or good, in my eyes!).

We used to play Desk Cricket. Pretty simple really. 2 or more players are needed. 1 batter, 1 bowler, and several fielders if required (depending on how obvious you want to be). Toss a coin to decide who bats first. The person opposite the batter will bowl a ball of scrunched up paper to the batter wielding a florescent marker of choice. Pre-set boundaries are key, for 4's and 6's (We used to use the nearest printers either side of us). Runs were made by spinning around on your chair (If you have a generic office chair that is!). This was a popular game, due to the amount of time The Management© used to spend licking each others ring pieces in the boardroom.

Stupidly, they also installed two pool tables in our break out area. Stupidly, seen as we set up a pool league for nearly the whole office, and spent many an extended lunch playing up there. Alas, a few of us did get a rollicking for spending 3 hours up there on day whilst The Management© were on a first aid training course for the day, and some twunt dobbed us in.
(Wed 14th Jan 2009, 9:07, More)

» Things we do to fit in

Everyone was doing it...
...so I shaved my balls.

T'was the best t-bagging session ever!!
(Sat 17th Jan 2009, 12:54, More)

» Sleepwalking

I always wish I hadn't...
..gone sleepwalking, but it's usually one of those things you don't have much control over.

I used to do it a lot when I was younger. Found myself asleep at the foot of my sisters bed once (when her bedroom was downstairs!).

My dearest hag of a mother also threw a slipper at my head once when she mistook my nocturnal jaywalking, general glazed-over expression and lack of vocabulary as me ignoring her. I wasn't to know I was stood right in front of the TV starkers while her and a friend were watching a film!

I've also woken up in a cemetary, but I wasn't sleep-walking. I just had a hankerin' for a bit of necrophilia.

Apologies for the length. It fell off.
(Mon 27th Aug 2007, 1:13, More)

» Phobias

Oh well...
Edam and German Salami Sandwich x 2
Ready Salted French Fries
Diet Coke
Cigarette x 2
(Thu 17th Apr 2008, 13:22, More)

» Phobias

It'll change..
Some day now...
(Thu 17th Apr 2008, 13:11, More)
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