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» Impromptu Games You Play

At school...
we used to play an elaborate and utterly pointless game of see-who-can-stand-on-the-table-for-longest-whilst-the-teacher-has-their-back-turned. The game was usually played in German lessons, hence its excellent name: Steht Auf Dem Tisch (stand on the table).
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 12:55, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Lies/Equivocation
I once asked my Dad what sex was* to which he replied that men are 'of the male sex' and women are 'of the female sex'. Clever bastard.

*This wasn't the other day, I was about five.
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 21:17, More)