...deep breath in...

(Sun 17th Jul 2005, 0:00, More)

dance loofah, dance!

hello, long time n'all that - sorry this is a bit shit but it tickled me and i was desperate!
(Wed 27th Aug 2003, 22:47, More)

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(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 20:26, More)

i've got manic miner running

on my speccy emu
(Thu 6th Feb 2003, 22:54, More)

this will be real in about 400 years

(Sun 26th Jan 2003, 12:20, More)

this one had extinct written all over it
^do you see what i did there? do you?

(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 22:17, More)

3 days they've been at it now...

if you watch them for long enough you might notice a recursive sequence of prime integers that will eventually reduce to 0
morning and sorry about the large size
(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 10:02, More)

sew, hear wig oh...

(Tue 14th Jan 2003, 11:41, More)

meanwhile, on the USS Reliant...

(Thu 17th Oct 2002, 11:19, More)

got me one of those bagless cyclone thingumy-jigs...

clicky big
(Wed 2nd Oct 2002, 12:18, More)

young alexander
was beginning to suspect that his father wasn't taking his new invention seriously...

(Wed 14th Aug 2002, 13:07, More)

early experiments
with jet-powered kitchen tables had proved dissappointing for young frank

(Sat 10th Aug 2002, 10:47, More)

dumbo didn't feel
quite so self-conscious once his little brother was born...

(Thu 8th Aug 2002, 13:31, More)

i was gonna have a stir-fry for tea...

(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 17:51, More)

must be lunch time...

(Sat 27th Jul 2002, 15:04, More)

he wouldn't look so happy
if he could read!

(Fri 26th Jul 2002, 13:58, More)

all new adventures of peter rabbit...
and his woodland friends

i'm beginning to believe
(Fri 5th Jul 2002, 22:55, More)

cheeky little minx!

(Tue 18th Jun 2002, 10:28, More)

get this funny feeling
i'm being watched...

(Tue 11th Jun 2002, 16:24, More)

dedication to science

(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 11:09, More)

now now lads don't fight
there's plenty of spuds for everyone

...and they dance!
(Thu 23rd May 2002, 17:30, More)

make it sew...

(Mon 13th May 2002, 21:48, More)