» Worst Record Ever

Stereophonics
ANY Stereophonics...

I mean realllllly, how fucking shit, smug, wanky and faux-earthy can one bunch of Welsh fucking fucks who look like they work in a chip shop be? If they want to be EARTHY here's an idea- send them to work in a MINE back home in WALES. Prefferably a COLLAPSING mine.

And that VOICE? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
I'm sure he does that deliberately.
"Oh no, I'm a shortarse tosser called Kelly, better put on a Tom Waits voice to make meself sound tuff"

But the WORST song ever has to be FUCKN "Have A Nice Day", the most banal, irritating, smug record ever.
Catchy, like the plague...

EDIT: I'm also not a great fan of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers- They make me want to pull my own brain out through my ears.

'Nother EDIT: LOL... Putting the 'R' Into young girls... genius :D
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 16:08, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Yoko Ono
ANYTHING that had Yoko Ono anywhere fuckn near it gets my vote.
The last thing John Lennon needed was some squawky gold-digger parrot woman to convince him to stop writing class, witty songs (like he did in the Beatles) and start writing absolute nonce-sense like the Ballad Of John And Yoko ( I mean, save the effort of releasing the song and just skip to giving yourself a self-congratulatory blowjob please...) and such "classics" as Give Peace a Chance ( surely should have been called "Give Myself a Self-Congratulatory Blowjob")and FUCKN Happy Xmas/War Is Over (What the watermelon? The war won't be over until I see Yoko Ono brought to justice)
Also, this might just seem like an attempt to be "cool" and dismiss one of the most popular songs ever (a song I liked a lot as a littl'un), but Imagine, lyrically, is a TOTAL load of wank and makes nonce-all sense.

Other abbhorations produced by the Lennon/Ohno(!) musical firing squad included:
Instant Karma!
Power To The People
Cold Turkey
And the brain-smashingly infantile and offensive Love.

Now I can't deny that during the Plastic Ono Band era, Lennon made some smashing music (Working Class Hero and Jealous Guy) and there were many great Beatles records made while Ono was hanging about, yet I still feel that this monkey-woman made a mug of one Britain's finest musical talents and in my eyes made him a LAUGHING stock.

Also, my contempt for "Sir" Paul McCartney knows no bounds, fucking money-grabbing, spineless, sickeningly traitorous leech that he is. I mean, imagine suing you three lifelong best friends for millions? Imagine being responsible for Mull of Kintyre and simply Ensuring Everyone Else Has A Miserable Christmas Time? Imagine being married to Linda McCartney? Imagine no religions, it isn't hard to do...

That's why I say George Harrison was the best Beatle!
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 14:47, More)