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atomic made this for my 18th b3taday, I like it very much:

It's nice that he acknowledges my very close and STRICTLY PLATONIC distant relationship with Ms Von Teese.

And apparently I make Dratch moist:

I have no idea how or why.

Wise Mofaha wrote a haiku about me. I quite like it:

I helps me to keep ballanced during these uncertain times.

Recent front page messages:

Let it all out

(Sat 5th Oct 2019, 4:25, More)

This Bus Challenge brought back memories of Daysavers
which naturally for me brings back memories of the Kersal Massive.

PLEASE note I do not know how to read/write music so I know everything is completely wrong. :)

(Fri 30th Jun 2017, 6:36, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Midlife Crisis

At 43
I'm seriously considering buying a metal detector to hunt for old coins.

I think that says it all.
(Thu 2nd May 2013, 20:30, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call an oppressive potato that resembles a penis?
A dick tater.
(Wed 15th Jul 2020, 0:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Did you hear about Kobe?
It's more expensive than Angus and Wagyu.
(Mon 27th Jan 2020, 18:15, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My doctor put me on a seafood diet.
If it's seafood I can eat it.
(Sat 29th Jun 2019, 22:24, More)

» The In Laws

My sister-in-law is quite a paradox
She is a Trump supporting, Palin loving, 'Murica first gun-totin' post-op transexual woman.

She's pretty badass though, she (when she was a he) flew Cobra helicopters in Vietnam. She also flew for Greenpeace, at times flying in the flight path of missile tests to (sometimes unsuccessfully) scrub the launch.
(Sat 24th Jun 2017, 19:28, More)
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