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User atmoic made this for my 18th b3taday, Thanks amotic!





And apparently I make Dratch moist:

I have no idea how or why.




Wise Mofaha wrote a haiku about me. I quite like it:

I helps me to keep ballanced during these uncertain times.

Recent front page messages:

Those pearls weren't cheap

(Thu 29th Feb 2024, 19:32, More)

Let it all out

(Sat 5th Oct 2019, 4:25, More)

This Bus Challenge brought back memories of Daysavers
which naturally for me brings back memories of the Kersal Massive.

PLEASE note I do not know how to read/write music so I know everything is completely wrong. :)


(Fri 30th Jun 2017, 6:36, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Midlife Crisis

At 43
I'm seriously considering buying a metal detector to hunt for old coins.

I think that says it all.
(Thu 2nd May 2013, 20:30, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call an oppressive potato that resembles a penis?
A dick tater.
(Wed 15th Jul 2020, 0:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I took up a mate's offer to help people with broken fingers get physical therapy
I was thrilled to finally get a hand job
(Tue 30th May 2023, 20:06, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I took up Rob's offer to write a joke for him
I was thrilled to finally get a manual job
(Mon 29th May 2023, 23:45, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I took up a mate's offer to sell cocaine for him
I was thrilled to finally get a blow job
(Mon 22nd May 2023, 22:00, More)

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