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atomic made this for my 18th b3taday, I like it very much:

It's nice that he acknowledges my very close and STRICTLY PLATONIC distant relationship with Ms Von Teese.

And apparently I make Dratch moist:

I have no idea how or why.

Wise Mofaha wrote a haiku about me. I quite like it:

I helps me to keep ballanced during these uncertain times.

Recent front page messages:

Let it all out

(Sat 5th Oct 2019, 4:25, More)

This Bus Challenge brought back memories of Daysavers
which naturally for me brings back memories of the Kersal Massive.

PLEASE note I do not know how to read/write music so I know everything is completely wrong. :)

(Fri 30th Jun 2017, 6:36, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Midlife Crisis

At 43
I'm seriously considering buying a metal detector to hunt for old coins.

I think that says it all.
(Thu 2nd May 2013, 20:30, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call an oppressive potato that resembles a penis?
A dick tater.
(Wed 15th Jul 2020, 0:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

There's a saying in Edinburgh:
If you don't like the weather, just leave.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2021, 21:28, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Did you hear about Kobe?
It's more expensive than Angus and Wagyu.
(Mon 27th Jan 2020, 18:15, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My doctor put me on a seafood diet.
If it's seafood I can eat it.
(Sat 29th Jun 2019, 22:24, More)
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