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» Heckles
Bachelor/Batchelor Boys
I hold myself up to ridicule by saying that I have seen the Bachelors (ask your gran) so I must add that it wasn't through choice. Anyway, my brother-in-law comes back from the bar with drinks and obviously makes too much noise handing them around, prompting one of the fellers on stage to say: "I'm going to come up to your room later and talk while you perform."
To which the reply was: "I hope I perform better than you."
Made the evening almost worthwhile.
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 0:26, More)
Bachelor/Batchelor Boys
I hold myself up to ridicule by saying that I have seen the Bachelors (ask your gran) so I must add that it wasn't through choice. Anyway, my brother-in-law comes back from the bar with drinks and obviously makes too much noise handing them around, prompting one of the fellers on stage to say: "I'm going to come up to your room later and talk while you perform."
To which the reply was: "I hope I perform better than you."
Made the evening almost worthwhile.
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 0:26, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
Blockhead
I was doing a vox pop for my local newspaper on a rundown playground. I got some quotes from this youngish bloke and so the photographer with me asked to take a "head and shoulders" shot of him. The bloke turned around, presumably so the snapper could get a shot of his head (not face) and shoulders (which can't be seen from the front of course).
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 20:39, More)
Blockhead
I was doing a vox pop for my local newspaper on a rundown playground. I got some quotes from this youngish bloke and so the photographer with me asked to take a "head and shoulders" shot of him. The bloke turned around, presumably so the snapper could get a shot of his head (not face) and shoulders (which can't be seen from the front of course).
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 20:39, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Robbie Bleedin' Williams
I'm astonished that I can find no trace of him in this thread. How did a vacuous pretty boy dancer from Take That become one of the best-selling songwriters (sic) of our times? He somehow sidesteps the flak (much deserved) aimed at the manufactured crap filling the charts even though he's a prime example. The cheeky chap bollox is so irritating and his (sic) songs are trite. He's the king of karaoke - the songs are so popular because anybody can sing them as well as him. Go to any bar in any town at 11.15pm any given Friday and you'll find some lagered-up terwat singing Angel at the top of his voice. And sounding just as passable as good old Robbie. When is he going to go away?
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 16:44, More)
Robbie Bleedin' Williams
I'm astonished that I can find no trace of him in this thread. How did a vacuous pretty boy dancer from Take That become one of the best-selling songwriters (sic) of our times? He somehow sidesteps the flak (much deserved) aimed at the manufactured crap filling the charts even though he's a prime example. The cheeky chap bollox is so irritating and his (sic) songs are trite. He's the king of karaoke - the songs are so popular because anybody can sing them as well as him. Go to any bar in any town at 11.15pm any given Friday and you'll find some lagered-up terwat singing Angel at the top of his voice. And sounding just as passable as good old Robbie. When is he going to go away?
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 16:44, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
private school chaps
A former colleague told me of "bread jobs" he and his friends used to get up to at private school. The competition would apparently involve a piece of bread, a circle of tossers and the one who came last having to eat the bread. It smacks of urban myth but is a warning to all those mummies and daddies ready to waste their money on a private education for little Johnny.
You weren't just going for a piece of toast, were you?
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 22:45, More)
private school chaps
A former colleague told me of "bread jobs" he and his friends used to get up to at private school. The competition would apparently involve a piece of bread, a circle of tossers and the one who came last having to eat the bread. It smacks of urban myth but is a warning to all those mummies and daddies ready to waste their money on a private education for little Johnny.
You weren't just going for a piece of toast, were you?
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 22:45, More)