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I pissed on my cat
When my cat was a kitten he use to hang out on top of the toilet seat while I would get ready for work in the morning. His name is Guy.
One morning I had lifted the lid on the toilet and just as I was starting to go Guy jumped (probably thinking the lid was down as usual) in to the toilet. The next thing you know I'm pissing all over him. Because I was laughing so hard I couldn't stop myself from pissing. He was completely soaked.
Lucky for him I didn't eat Asparagus the night before.
I finally pulled him out and gave him a bath. When my wife woke up she wanted to know why the cat was wet. That was a tough one to explain to her.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 13:13, More)
I pissed on my cat
When my cat was a kitten he use to hang out on top of the toilet seat while I would get ready for work in the morning. His name is Guy.
One morning I had lifted the lid on the toilet and just as I was starting to go Guy jumped (probably thinking the lid was down as usual) in to the toilet. The next thing you know I'm pissing all over him. Because I was laughing so hard I couldn't stop myself from pissing. He was completely soaked.
Lucky for him I didn't eat Asparagus the night before.
I finally pulled him out and gave him a bath. When my wife woke up she wanted to know why the cat was wet. That was a tough one to explain to her.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 13:13, More)