» Singing the wrong words

Misheard
Not strictly a lyric but a prayer. Every sunday dragged to chuch and forced to recite whatever the schpiel was which which ended in Thanks Be to God. I suffered glue ear and consequentl;y thought Gods first name was Peter until I was about 12.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 14:18, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Vomit
Once as a student (predictably) was out at a mates uni. Heavy night of dancing attemting and tottaly failing to pull a huge turkish girl. over did the pints and stopped for chips on the way home to crash on his floor. All was spinny but seemingly well unitl I woke during the night to find a wierd, lumpy halo had appeared around my head. Turning on the light reavealed I had projectile barfed in all directions leaving a negative turin shroud of vomit. Even worse my 5 year growth of perfectly maintained dreadlocks was caked, ruined and stinking. I showered sobbing before returning to begin the cleanup. Furthermore my mate was a DJ and his only six feet long halls room was stacked with rare and valuable music which I completely pebbledashed. To this day (8 years on) he claims to find dried partialy digested chips inside in most obscure 12inches. I no longer have dreadlocks, but do still have the friend.

2) I have also vomoted so severley that I knocked myslef out on the bowl and bit through my lip whilst unconcious.

3) As a Kid on a ship I once barfed deliberatly on my younger sisters back.

4) Not strictly my puke but even more shameful - Holding my week old nephew above my head making coo-coo noises when he barfed massivley right into my open mouth. Yes my sister was breatsfeeding at the time. Yes my sister............
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 13:25, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Stupid
Met a Gahnian bloke called Ade Buer Puliman-Poo-Poo
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 17:17, More)