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» Heckles
Sep 11th heckler
Sitting in a pub in the west(very rural) part of Ireland on sep 11th watching them show the footage on loop of the towers falling.
Everyone in shock at what was happening on screen.
Then Osama Bin Laden's face comes up on screen as the suspected perpetrater.
From the back of the pub, one of the locals could be heard loudly, "There he is, the man of the moment!"
I've never laughed so much.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 21:56, More)
Sep 11th heckler
Sitting in a pub in the west(very rural) part of Ireland on sep 11th watching them show the footage on loop of the towers falling.
Everyone in shock at what was happening on screen.
Then Osama Bin Laden's face comes up on screen as the suspected perpetrater.
From the back of the pub, one of the locals could be heard loudly, "There he is, the man of the moment!"
I've never laughed so much.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 21:56, More)
» It's not me, it's the drugs talking
I heart drugs.
6 trips and a 1/2 gram of ketamine, I was convinced I'd died and that my soul/consciousness/whatever had floated off into space only to become part of the crust of a planet.
I thought "Well this is a bit shit, stuck being part of the crust of some planet for the rest of eternity."
Which is one of the best of odd experiences I've had on Hallucinogens(aside from Talking to spirits(Ketamine), kicking an imaginery football around my kitchen thinking I was 7 years old again(salvia), Travelling to different realities(2CB and Mushrooms) and thinking I'd never, ever stop tripping, that I would soon loose my mind(Mescaline)
(Sun 18th Dec 2005, 15:28, More)
I heart drugs.
6 trips and a 1/2 gram of ketamine, I was convinced I'd died and that my soul/consciousness/whatever had floated off into space only to become part of the crust of a planet.
I thought "Well this is a bit shit, stuck being part of the crust of some planet for the rest of eternity."
Which is one of the best of odd experiences I've had on Hallucinogens(aside from Talking to spirits(Ketamine), kicking an imaginery football around my kitchen thinking I was 7 years old again(salvia), Travelling to different realities(2CB and Mushrooms) and thinking I'd never, ever stop tripping, that I would soon loose my mind(Mescaline)
(Sun 18th Dec 2005, 15:28, More)
» Your Revenge Stories
Roomate revenge
Last year a month before I was moving out before the end of uni we all decided to get our revenge on my roomate:
1. Two weeks before the end during exams we all took turns beating off onto his pillow.
2. We found Some cheese in the fridge that had gone off six months ago, we proceeded to stuff it inside his matress.
3. On the last day when we were cleaning up the house and waiting for the landlord to come rund and take the keys from us, we went upstairs, dismantled his bed and gave him the screws.
He'd also stayed at his girlfriends one night because he was too drunk to get home so we decided to take part his bed and put it together in the sitting room. Replete with matress, quilt and pillow.
I had to get revenge on a friend recently so I put quite alot of shower gel on his windscreen wipers.
I was quite lucky in that he didn't start using them when he was driving.
I also put his car up for sale in a local paper for €50.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 18:38, More)
Roomate revenge
Last year a month before I was moving out before the end of uni we all decided to get our revenge on my roomate:
1. Two weeks before the end during exams we all took turns beating off onto his pillow.
2. We found Some cheese in the fridge that had gone off six months ago, we proceeded to stuff it inside his matress.
3. On the last day when we were cleaning up the house and waiting for the landlord to come rund and take the keys from us, we went upstairs, dismantled his bed and gave him the screws.
He'd also stayed at his girlfriends one night because he was too drunk to get home so we decided to take part his bed and put it together in the sitting room. Replete with matress, quilt and pillow.
I had to get revenge on a friend recently so I put quite alot of shower gel on his windscreen wipers.
I was quite lucky in that he didn't start using them when he was driving.
I also put his car up for sale in a local paper for €50.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 18:38, More)