Profile for Owl:
A "dumpster diva" who can literally find anything in the trash, isn't afraid to go in after it and makes a relatively nice living at it, too.
People seek her when they need a knot in a chain untied or if they lose the end of the drawstring in their sweatpants.
If you need anything, be it a safety pin, a healing stone, a short story from a contemporary author, a tampon, a condom, some booze or a light snack, she probably has it in her purse.
Can sit still for hours and is sometimes mistaken for being stoned, comatose, snobby or socially exclusive when she really just can't be bothered listening to your theories about things that don't matter, like what happens when you die.
Pretends to be deaf on the city bus so she doesn't have to converse with wing-nuts who want to talk about how good looking the chick what just got off is and what happens after you die.
Has faked seasonal depression to get out of family gatherings.
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A "dumpster diva" who can literally find anything in the trash, isn't afraid to go in after it and makes a relatively nice living at it, too.
People seek her when they need a knot in a chain untied or if they lose the end of the drawstring in their sweatpants.
If you need anything, be it a safety pin, a healing stone, a short story from a contemporary author, a tampon, a condom, some booze or a light snack, she probably has it in her purse.
Can sit still for hours and is sometimes mistaken for being stoned, comatose, snobby or socially exclusive when she really just can't be bothered listening to your theories about things that don't matter, like what happens when you die.
Pretends to be deaf on the city bus so she doesn't have to converse with wing-nuts who want to talk about how good looking the chick what just got off is and what happens after you die.
Has faked seasonal depression to get out of family gatherings.
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» World's Sickest Joke
What's the worst part about having sex with a dog?
I can't think of anything bad about fucking a dog either.
ok, one more.
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove.
lastly, (stop me if you've heard this one) what do you do when you find a dead baby on the beach?
Try to hide your erection.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
What's the worst part about having sex with a dog?
I can't think of anything bad about fucking a dog either.
ok, one more.
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove.
lastly, (stop me if you've heard this one) what do you do when you find a dead baby on the beach?
Try to hide your erection.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
didn't quite make it
it was a couple of years ago when the stones were touring and i was working for ticketmaster.
it was the first day on-sale and the line of people was a good block long.
there was a news guy there with a camera and about a half hour into the sale he decided to put the camera and light in my face.
i turned around and screamed at him 'what the fuck do you want? can't you see i'm busy?'
needless to say i didn't make it onto the local news.
i did however sell over $10,000 of over-priced stones tickets in less than an hour.
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 3:49, More)
didn't quite make it
it was a couple of years ago when the stones were touring and i was working for ticketmaster.
it was the first day on-sale and the line of people was a good block long.
there was a news guy there with a camera and about a half hour into the sale he decided to put the camera and light in my face.
i turned around and screamed at him 'what the fuck do you want? can't you see i'm busy?'
needless to say i didn't make it onto the local news.
i did however sell over $10,000 of over-priced stones tickets in less than an hour.
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 3:49, More)
» Little things that turn you on
old stuff...
old clothes, old shoes, old jewelry and photos. 70's and earlier. i also get a little excited when i see the dent in the bottom of a slot machine tray where the coins have been hitting it for years. stone steps on old buildings that have been worn down in the middle from a hundred years of people walking on them. not old men, though. which could be a problem soon because i'm getting old myself. that's why my hubby is ten years younger than i am.
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 8:10, More)
old stuff...
old clothes, old shoes, old jewelry and photos. 70's and earlier. i also get a little excited when i see the dent in the bottom of a slot machine tray where the coins have been hitting it for years. stone steps on old buildings that have been worn down in the middle from a hundred years of people walking on them. not old men, though. which could be a problem soon because i'm getting old myself. that's why my hubby is ten years younger than i am.
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 8:10, More)