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» Booze Related Disasters
friends 18th...
...bought lots of stella and a bottle of white rum, got wrecked, friend pull my trousers off, splits my pants and now I am naked. The guy whos 18th it was his Dad was doing us a BBQ, I run over to the flaming remenants with my skirt like boxers and my wallet, set my pants on fire and attempt to set £15 on fire, friends stop me doing the £15 but it's too late for the pants, I chase the guy who stripped me with a pair of flaming pants. But these are then taken off me, I start "dancing" in front of the guys Dad naked, who calls a friend to take me away and get me dressed.
So I wake up in my tent needing a piss, get out of the tent, and piss on my friends tent, then fall over the guide ropes of the tent, get up and start pissing on my own tent.
Get woken up in the morning, by my friends opening the door of my tent, throwing a tenis ball in, which was closely followed by a St Bernard Dog...
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 12:36, More)
friends 18th...
...bought lots of stella and a bottle of white rum, got wrecked, friend pull my trousers off, splits my pants and now I am naked. The guy whos 18th it was his Dad was doing us a BBQ, I run over to the flaming remenants with my skirt like boxers and my wallet, set my pants on fire and attempt to set £15 on fire, friends stop me doing the £15 but it's too late for the pants, I chase the guy who stripped me with a pair of flaming pants. But these are then taken off me, I start "dancing" in front of the guys Dad naked, who calls a friend to take me away and get me dressed.
So I wake up in my tent needing a piss, get out of the tent, and piss on my friends tent, then fall over the guide ropes of the tent, get up and start pissing on my own tent.
Get woken up in the morning, by my friends opening the door of my tent, throwing a tenis ball in, which was closely followed by a St Bernard Dog...
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 12:36, More)
» Booze Related Disasters
St Patricks Day 2004
So I venture to my local after work, and start drinking Guiness at about 5.30. So the offer of the month is 'Buy 5 Pints of Guiness, get the sixth free' and also being St Patricks Day, you get a free Guiness hat after 5 pints.
By 11pm, I have two hats, have drunk 13 pints and this means I've also drunk the most in the pub, meaning I get a Guiness Flag (it's pretty BIG.)
So off to the train station I venture, get home, dump all my work stuff get into bed...suddenly I need to go to the toilet, so I get up, and have already started pissing myself by this point (wouldn't YOU after 13 pints!?) I go to my cupboard for some reason, pull my boxers off and piss in the cupboard. Wake up in the morning and remember nothing, until I smell the piss, look pver to where it's coming from, notice a huge wet patch, and a pair of soaking wet pants...blunder.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 12:24, More)
St Patricks Day 2004
So I venture to my local after work, and start drinking Guiness at about 5.30. So the offer of the month is 'Buy 5 Pints of Guiness, get the sixth free' and also being St Patricks Day, you get a free Guiness hat after 5 pints.
By 11pm, I have two hats, have drunk 13 pints and this means I've also drunk the most in the pub, meaning I get a Guiness Flag (it's pretty BIG.)
So off to the train station I venture, get home, dump all my work stuff get into bed...suddenly I need to go to the toilet, so I get up, and have already started pissing myself by this point (wouldn't YOU after 13 pints!?) I go to my cupboard for some reason, pull my boxers off and piss in the cupboard. Wake up in the morning and remember nothing, until I smell the piss, look pver to where it's coming from, notice a huge wet patch, and a pair of soaking wet pants...blunder.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 12:24, More)