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woo this week i are mostly been doing sod all


At all

I am a 24 year old Student Architect... something something...my Diploma.

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» Dad Jokes

not MY dad but my mates dad...
I think its pretty funny, but him and his mum hate it; In their dining room one of the chairs faces away from a window, outside of which is a Fuchsia, whenever anyone sits there he whittily quips "ah, i see you have your 'back to the fuchsia'" ....Boom, Boom!
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 18:59, More)

» Breakin' The Law

a mate of mine
was trying to steal a traffic bollard from a roundabout near our halls of residence when a police car pulle up and the usual 'ello 'ello 'ello routine proceded with them asking him what he was doing.
In his drink enduced state of mind he quickly found a stick nearby the bollard, picked it up and said to the policeman. "oh look its a little bit of a willow tree" needles to say the policemen left him to his tomfoolery and he waddled home sans bollard!
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:58, More)

» Dad Jokes

oh yeah and another classic;
His girlfriend lives in a Northern place called Otley, so he always asks her - is it Grotley in Otley?
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 19:06, More)