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Currently in China. It's amazing how far some people will go to escape Grimsby.

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» Stuff You've Overheard

I swear this is true ...
... 'cos I was there.

An outside table at the poshest restaurant in Bratislava. We are perusing the menu and overhear another British (note ... not Yank) couple at next table.

Her: What's venison? Is it cow or chicken?
Him: It's deer.
Her: I know it is, but is it cow or chicken?

Us: *snigger*
(Fri 11th Jun 2004, 13:52, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

I am ...
... the wierd teacher at my school.
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 14:51, More)

» Pet Names

Friend of mine
has a dalmation called 'Stripe'
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 19:30, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

When my Dad said
that he was " ... going to see a man about a dog." I became very excited at the prospect of imminent canine companionship.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 22:57, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

If you swallow
chewing gum, it stay's in your stomach FOR EVER!


Not that I'm complaining. As a teacher I have a deep hatred of the stuff. Of course I could also post half the things I make up in lessons, but that would be unprofessional ...
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 13:20, More)
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