» Cheating cheaty cheats

I wouldn’t call it cheating, more using my intuition......
Many years ago whilst studying for my HNC I was in an exam, let’s call it 'Design Of Structural Elements' for arguments sake (and what it was). I felt the need to drop the kids off at the pool which means that you had to be escorted to the crap house by an invigilator to make sure you didn’t cheat, however, the invigilator said to me "make it quick, your old enough to be trusted".
HA, big mistake! Scoots straight past the Gary glitters, into the library and had a crafty look at the answer to a question I was struggling on! Woo yay to me, still no guilt to this day.
p.s. no, I didn’t shit myself either!
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 11:53, More)

» Take my Mother-in-law...

MIL
Ive always told my missus if she ever turns out like her mother she's going under the patio. Firstest post ever! Woo yay.

Make no apologies for my length, your wife seems to like it all the same!
(Fri 9th Sep 2005, 15:08, More)