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» Jobsworths

At the solicitors...
Just popped in....

"Is Deborah in" (my solicitor)
"Erm, what?"
"Is Deborah In?"
"Er, yes"
"Can I have a quick word"
"You can't see a partner without an appointment"
"Oh, is she busy"
"Can I make an appointment then?"
"Yes...When for?"
".... ok"

I am the winner, no more posts required thanks.
(Mon 16th May 2005, 15:53, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Having swalled something pill shaped for the first time and feeling like I was hospital bound for 20 minutes, I felt like the world went grey, sounded like it was underwater and everything slowed down. The scariest feeling I have ever had.... then.

from nowhere the sound of Halcyon On and On by Orbital started to mount in the background and. Salvation! I felt like I was reborn, everything became warm, colourful and .... lovely :D With a load of people that were amazing friends just drifting away to music and moleste grins

(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 9:47, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Portimao at night...
Algarve, portugal, sat on the street, there was a roast chestnut selling lady, the hue of white sparkly lights from above, sipping on a coffee with a warm sea breeze.

Then a portugese chap started playing amazing slow spanish guitar on the balcony, just closing my eyes and remembering it is still warming... mmm... lovely
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 9:53, More)